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Jack Ketchum

Holiday gifts for your “Woman”

Looking for the perfect holiday gift?

Why not consider the Official Commemorative Lawn Mower Blade, from The Woman?

Perfect for exacting your revenge on your captors, and keeping your feral tribe in line.

This is a strictly limited edition item, and they’re going fast (the webmaster’s girlfriend has already ordered one).

Only $29.99 on Amazon!

(rumor has it that it’s actually made out of a polyester resin, and probably won’t do much actual damage, but it’s still pretty cool)